Peyton is 5.<\/b><\/p>\n
Do same-a-me.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m doing same-a-Dad.<\/p>\n
\u00a0Commonly heard phrase- \u201cDad, I hope you know\u2026..\u201d\u00a0 or \u201cDad, you might want to know that\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00a0Don\u2019t take my warm Dad!\u00a0 Get your own warm!\u00a0 <cold feet on Peyton\u2019s warm skin><\/p>\n
\u00a0Whitney can\u2019t have a boyfriend until she\u2019s nineteen or twentyteen.<\/p>\n
\u00a0What does Mom do when you act like this?\u00a0 \u201cShe nores me.\u00a0 She tells everyone to nore me.\u00a0 Nore Petyon everyone.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00a0<When singing \u201cI wish I had a million dollars\u201d by Bare Naked Ladies, Peyton makes Austin Powers\u2019 air quotes around \u201cDijoin\u201d ketchup.\u00a0 Realizing that it\u2019s not a real thing and the quotes are for fake things.><\/p>\n
\u00a0<When putting on flip flops \u201cDad what toes go on this side?\u201d><\/p>\n
Dad are you being tired of me?<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<early on like around 3> \u201cI want a memooch\u201d.\u00a0 <sandwich><\/p>\n <when Peyton is requesting help with anything she will say> \u201cUhm, could Somebody open the door?\u201d\u00a0 <or> \u201cUh, could Somebody please help?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u201cThis is your bestest song Dad!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cAm I worning you out?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cDid I prize you?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n <when singing song by Everclear, AM Radio>\u00a0 \u201cI don\u2019t like Dicso.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n I had some gum and gave Peyton a piece to try to soothe her “starving stomach”.\u00a0 She cried because I would only give her one piece.\u00a0 When I wouldn’t budge, she said, “Fine, I’ll just choke on this piece because it’s too small.”<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cDaddy, give me a pony-back ride.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n After picking up Peyton from daycare one evening, \u201cHow could I wore you out?\u00a0 I wasn\u2019t even at your work!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n After telling Peyton to stop sneaking cheese into her room and leaving it, unopened in her bed for me to find a week later…..\u201dWell Dad, maybe you should keep the cheese away from me Dad.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cDad, that\u2019s a girl\u2019s song.\u00a0 You have to hear boy songs.\u00a0 If you hear a girl\u2019s song that\u2019s yucky.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Driving to Grandma Conner\u2019s house one time with my computer system in the front seat, Peyton from the back seat announces she needs more room for her feet and she\u2019s going to move the seat up.\u00a0 I tell her no, the computer is in the front seat several times.\u00a0 She makes one last ditch effort to move the seat, I loudly tell her she can\u2019t because……<Peyton breaks in and says>, \u201cOK, I get it!\u00a0 There\u2019s a computer in the seat!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Peyton says, “My foot needs to take a break out of these shoes.”<\/span><\/p>\n When using tape recorder, Peyton said you are being a recorder, I said, you’re a recorder, she says, “I’m not a recorder. I don’t even have holes to talk to.”<\/p>\n Peyton uses coconut lotion and really smells like coconut. I say, “You smell like a coconut.” Peyton says, “Dad, I’m not a coconut, I’m not even round.”<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m reading maZ-a-gines.\u201d<\/p>\n Referring to basketballs and volleyballs in Mom\u2019s garage:\u00a0 \u201cGrandma\u2019s balls are all pumped out!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n I have a problem. My daughter is constantly running into crap, falling down, and generally not paying attention. This is no doubt due to her constantly wiggling her FIRST LOOSE TOOTH with either her tongue or her fingers. Yes it’s really exciting at the Conner house when she bit into an apple last night while we were reading stories and this look of total amazement and shock came over her. She tested the tooth with her fingers and said, “DAD <yelled and I’m laying right next to her> my toof is loose!” I then explained about the tooth fairy and excitement abounded!<\/span><\/p>\n Peyton, you sleep like a log!\u00a0 \u201cDad, I\u2019m not even straight!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cDad, I really do like to have bacon britts on my salad.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cWho are you calling?\u201d\u00a0 I\u2019m calling Grandma to thank her for the shirts.\u00a0 \u201cWell she didn\u2019t give them to you, the message guy did.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cGrandma always says, What did you do to Maggie to make her growl?\u00a0 And she doesn\u2019t know that when Maggie lays down she growls cause it hurts her belly.\u00a0 I know because I know about golenretreivers.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Peyton in the tub\/shower- TURN OFF THE WATER!\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019m running out the smoke.\u00a0 You know that smoke in the shower?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cI can do it my own self.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cWith you want to, we can do that now.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Peyton is in the shower and starts to use her washcloth from last time that is hanging on the bar.\u00a0 She stops and says, \u201cDad, it\u2019s all rusty.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n While in the car, Peyton asks how long it will be till we get where we\u2019re going.\u00a0 Not satisfied with my answer, she asks, \u201cHow many movies will it be?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n When moving a chair back where she got it, I asked if she could do it a little quicker.\u00a0 She replied, \u201cDad, my hands are slippy.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n While gently pulling out Peyton\u2019s very taut pony tail hair bow, Peyton said, \u201cDad, I can\u2019t close my eyes!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Peyton has large bad looking scrape on elbow.\u00a0 I say, that must have really hurt.\u00a0 Peyton says, \u201cIt did, but I told Grandma that it really didn\u2019t.\u201d\u00a0 I say, \u201cWell, you can\u2019t fool Grandma, I\u2019m sure she knew it really hurt.\u201d\u00a0 Peyton- \u201cYes I do fool Grandma.\u00a0 When I have on those long T-shirts, I tell her I don\u2019t have on panties, but I really do.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Peyton is 6.<\/b><\/p>\n After picking Peyton up from PASSAGE today, I ask my daily question, \u201cDid you get any time outs today?\u201d\u00a0 Peyton replies, \u201cWuhl, I got one time out.\u201d\u00a0 \u201cWell, did any other girls get time outs today?\u201d\u00a0 Peyton answers, \u201cNo, just I got a time out….isn\u2019t that sad?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n After 1st quarter in Kindergarten, Peyton gets moved.\u00a0 Now she sits next to Michael.\u00a0 She says, \u201cI sit next to Michael now, and he doesn\u2019t know any of that bad stuff that Seth always did.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Day after Halloween 2002.\u00a0 Peyton argues with Dad about taking her entire bag of candy to school because Mrs. Humphrey said to bring her a piece of candy.\u00a0 She takes one candy bar to give to her teacher.\u00a0 Upon picking her up that evening, Peyton said, \u201cMrs. Humphrey laughed, she said she was only kidding.\u201d\u00a0 Peyton was the only student that brought the teacher one of her candies the next day.\u00a0 Exept for Zack, and he ate his.<\/span><\/p>\n The difference between Nick and Nathaniel is that Nathaniel has spots on his face.<\/span><\/p>\n While LISTENING to \u201cSilly Songs\u201d in Grandma\u2019s car, Peyton announces she can\u2019t say what Fr\u00e8re Jacques, Fr\u00e8re Jacques,<\/span><\/p>\n Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? means cause she can\u2019t read cursive.<\/p>\n Putting General Mills Box Tops in an envelope for Peyton to give to her K-teacher, Mrs. Humphrey, Peyton says, \u201cNow you\u2019re going to lick it, and forget it!\u201d\u00a0 An obvious subliminal reference to the Ronco Infomercial for the oven roaster.<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cGrandma, I want some more of that yellow watermelon.\u201d <pineapple><\/span><\/p>\n \u201cEanie-meanie, miney YO, catch a tiger by its toe\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cDad, I\u2019m done with cheese.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cPeyton, do you know how to do everything in Kindergarten?\u00a0 \u201cYup.\u00a0 But except for being quiet.\u201d 01-13-2003<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u201cWhere did your picture of Maggie on your backpack go?\u201d\u00a0 Peyton replied, \u201cOh, I took it out and left it at school cause I\u2019m gonna show-and-tell-it.\u201d\u00a0 01-21-2003<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u201cDad, you are so fool of bologna.\u201d 01-23-2003<\/p>\n \u201cI got the Lemon-laid out of the machine!\u201d 01-25-2003<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cPeyton your room is a mess you\u2019ve got to pick up because you can\u2019t even walk through it.\u201d\u00a0 Peyton\u2019s reply, \u201cYes you can, see there\u2019s trails.\u201d 02-26-2003<\/span><\/p>\n Washing Peyton\u2019s hair, \u201cDad, you can go ahead and scrub soap in my ears so I can listen better!\u201d 03-04-2003<\/span><\/p>\n Peyton why don\u2019t you play in your room and quit bringing all your toys out here?\u00a0 \u201cDad, don\u2019t you see that mess in there?\u201d 03-08-2003<\/span><\/p>\n Upon seeing wet panties on the bathroom floor, I ask, \u201cPeyton why are your panties on the floor all wet?\u201d \u00a0Peyton replies from the shower, \u201cI, forgot to take them off.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 03-11-2003<\/p>\n \u201cFor lunch I had that yellow watermelon.\u201d (pineapple)<\/p>\n 03-17-2003<\/p>\n \u201cNo time outs today Dad.\u00a0 I was too tired today.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 03-18-2003<\/p>\n Dad\u2019s reply to request, \u201cWell if you don\u2019t get any time outs and get all smiley faces this week, then yes you can.\u201d\u00a0 Peyton\u2019s reply in whiney-crying voice, \u201c\u2026.why does everything have to do with smiley faces!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 03-18-2003<\/p>\n Wearing a BigDog T-shirt that says \u201cBring It\u201d on the back.\u00a0 Peyton asks, \u201cBring it, do you have to take that shirt back?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 03-19-2003<\/p>\n We had an Arthur come to school today, not the one on TV, but one who does books, and Mrs. Humphries class was all good for it, even me!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 04\/11\/2003<\/p>\n When Grandma is cooking in the kitchen Peyton asks, \u201cGrandma, are you being a worker?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Age 5 2002<\/p>\n Peyton, what did you have for lunch today?\u00a0 \u201cWell, it starts with two B\u2019s.\u201d\u00a0 Uh, Baked Beans?\u00a0 \u201cNo, Baked Batato!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 04\/16\/2003<\/p>\n While crossing railroad crossings, two of them\u2026\u00a0 \u201cOh great, let\u2019s get ready to rumble!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 05\/04\/2003<\/p>\n \u201cDad, did you ever play Dr. Dodgeball?\u00a0 What\u2019s that? That\u2019s when you get hit a Dr. comes and drags you off.\u00a0 But two have to drag me off cause I\u2019m so big.\u00a0 I was born to be big.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 05\/14\/2003<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t want to wear this Dad!\u00a0 But, fine, if you want me to look dorky.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 08\/15\/2003<\/p>\n On the way to the airport to meet Tammy, Nana, and Jakob, Peyton asks a thousand times, \u201cWhen are we going to be there?\u201d\u00a0 Finally, she announces from the back seat, \u201cDad, you\u2019re lost!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 10\/10\/2003<\/p>\n \u201cDad, that shirt is in the clothes camper.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 8\/14\/2003<\/p>\n \u201cI like college cheese too.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 8\/14\/2003<\/p>\n \u201cDad, you bent my toe sidewards.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 8\/25\/2003<\/p>\n At 6 am, Peyton announces, \u201cGrandma didn\u2019t answer my ding-dong\u201d upon getting back into the car.<\/span><\/p>\n 8\/25\/2003<\/p>\n \u201cPeyton, what is 50 minus 2?\u201d\u00a0 \u201cLet\u2019s see, we just got off of 40\u2019s so, 48?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 9\/12\/2003<\/p>\n On 3<\/span>rd<\/sup> day of \u201cno colors\u201d issued for Peyton\u2019s behavior, Dad asks, \u201cPeyton, does Mrs. Yuill even use the color system anymore?\u201d\u00a0 Peyton\u2019s reply, \u201cNo, she uses a star system now.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n September 2003<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m going with Grandma to church for the pock-luck.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 9\/21\/2003<\/p>\n \u201cDad, you can turn up the radio if you want to, cause I\u2019m going to read my mind.\u201d <reading silently>\u00a0 Dad\u2019s reply, \u201cOh, ok, well tell me what it says!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 9\/26\/2003<\/p>\n \u201cSanta, here is a list of things I want.\u00a0 Please.\u00a0 I want a Reindeer, a pup, a rabbit, and a radio.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 10\/02\/2003<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m going to be riding in 4 cars with Grandma\u2019s to Dad\u2019s, to Tammy\u2019s, to Mom\u2019s.\u00a0 Boy, I\u2019m sure gonna be sittin\u2019 today!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 10\/24\/2003<\/p>\n Peyton is 7.<\/b><\/p>\n Mr. Greer \u2013 Gym Teacher 1<\/span>st<\/sup> grade\u00a0 \u201cMr. Greer was really mad at us for being bad.\u00a0 Robert put a bag over his head and kisses people but then Jacob licked someone\u2019s shoe.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 11\/07\/2003<\/p>\n \u201cIn the olden days, was everything black and white?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 11\/07\/2003<\/p>\n \u201cDad, I spelled it P-E-E because I didn\u2019t think that saying it was appropriate.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 11\/25\/2003<\/p>\n After Wrigley nipped at Peyton\u2019s arm, Peyton said, \u201cShe probably just wanted to make me squeak!\u201d\u00a0 (like one of her chew toys)<\/span><\/p>\n 1\/10\/2004<\/p>\n While driving, \u201cI spy with my little eye, something\u2026.BROWN AND YOU BETTER HURRY UP DAD!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 2\/16\/2004<\/p>\n <while reading a calendar> \u201cDad, Washington\u2019s Birthday is on the twenty-tooth.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 02\/18\/2004<\/p>\n Impossible question \u2013 \u201cDad, why when people move does the sun move with them?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 3\/06\/2004<\/p>\n \u201cDad, I need to make holes in this whistle to make a flute, do you have a poke holer thing?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 03\/18\/2004<\/p>\n \u201cPeyton, do you know what your cousin\u2019s name is going to be?\u201d\u00a0 \u201cNo, what?\u201d\u00a0 \u201cWyatt.\u201d\u00a0 \u201cNo Dad, really, what is it?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 03\/2004<\/p>\n \u201cMan that sucker was good!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 5\/07\/2004<\/p>\n \u201cI slept in Uncle\u2019s old bed at Grandma\u2019s and the bed smelled like Uncle.\u00a0 He\u2019s always sweaty.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 5\/21\/2004<\/p>\n \u201cIt was like night out with that storm.\u00a0 It was dark, like peach dark!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 06\/21\/2004<\/p>\n \u201cPeyton if you don\u2019t hurry up I\u2019m going to leave you in the car.\u201d\u00a0 Peyton replies, \u201cOh yeah Dad?\u00a0 Ok, then someone will steal me!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 06\/28\/2004<\/p>\n Playing Eye-Spy while traveling Peyton says, \u201cI spy with my little eye something blue\u2026.and you better hurry Dad!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 07\/01\/2004<\/p>\n \u201cNo Dad, these jeans aren\u2019t too short.\u00a0 You only see my socks still!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 08\/19\/2004<\/p>\n Peyton likes old song on a CD.\u00a0 Eddie Rabbit song, \u201cAmerican Boy\u201d with line about \u201c\u2026my older brother was a G.I. Joe\u2026\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cDaddy, play the sloppy-joe song.\u201d<\/p>\n 08\/13\/2004<\/p>\n Peyton\u2019s bicycle helmet has a visor.<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cDad, I like my sunroof on my helmet, it helps my eyes.\u201d<\/p>\n 08\/11\/2004<\/p>\n While playing the \u201csee who can be quiet longest game\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cPause!\u00a0 Ok Daddy, I\u2019m going to be quiet again but it doesn\u2019t count for singing to songs on the radio.\u00a0 I just can\u2019t resist.\u201d<\/p>\n 08\/13\/2004<\/p>\n While playing catch, \u201cDad throw some more pot pies!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 08\/29\/2004<\/p>\n Peyton is 8.<\/b><\/p>\n After Jacob Huber\u2019s baptism, \u201cWell Dad, Jacob spit up way far but he didn\u2019t\u2019 get any on his wedding dress.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 10\/2004<\/p>\n I really have 32 dollars cause I have 25 dollars and 4 teeth in my head that will come out.\u201d (toot fairy has done $2 a tooth)<\/span><\/p>\n 12\/10\/2004<\/p>\n \u201cSorry I made you cranky.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 1\/14\/2005<\/p>\n \u201cNo, in school we have science seats but not in Sunday School.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 1\/17\/2005<\/p>\n \u00a0Shopping list written out for Grandma; samin, colig chesse,<\/p>\n Olmins, cabig, lemon, and jelow.\u00a0 Authored by Peyton.<\/p>\n 04\/18\/2005<\/p>\n \u00a0When referring to using pencil sharpener over grocery sack, \u201cThat\u2019s my pencil sharpener bag so it doesn\u2019t shed all over the place.\u201d<\/p>\n 01\/28\/2005<\/p>\n \u201cI did put my clothes in the camper.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 03\/20\/2005<\/p>\n \u201cI mean, I put my clothes in the hampster.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 03\/20\/2005<\/p>\n \u201cYes, mocial studies is about the countries.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 05\/06\/2005<\/p>\n Peyton is 9.<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cShe <grandma> has a lot of mail cause of all the sorry cards <get well cards post 2<\/span>nd<\/sup> knee surgery><\/span><\/p>\n 11\/07\/2005<\/p>\n <drinking cold soda> \u201cIt\u2019s very cold going into my vines.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 11\/30\/2005<\/p>\n \u201cI thought Aunt Jenny was already 30.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 04\/12\/2006<\/p>\n \u201cDad, stop.\u00a0 You\u2019re just wasting your breath now.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 04\/12\/2006<\/p>\n <power outage>\u00a0 \u201cSo, how are we going to entertain me now?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 05\/2006<\/p>\n \u201cDad, that is just like the crouton we slept on at Mom\u2019s.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 07\/15\/2006<\/p>\n <driving through IL>\u00a0 \u201cThere must be thousands of gardens of corn.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n 07\/16\/2006<\/p>\n Peyton is 14<\/b><\/p>\n Peyton don\u2019t use the Lord\u2019s name in vain (Jesus)<\/i><\/p>\n \u201cDad, I didn\u2019t use God I said the other guy\u2019s Jesus.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n Peyton, they are one in the same honey<\/i><\/p>\n \u201cBut I didn\u2019t say Jesus anyway, I said GEEZES like Oh Geez with an es on the end!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n I explained that it\u2019s like a homonym where words sound exactly the same but are spelled differently and mean different things.<\/i><\/p>\n \u201cDad, what? No way, there is nothing wrong with saying GEEZES!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n I went on to explain that GOSH is really a substitute born of using in place of \u201cGOD\u201d and some people don\u2019t like GOSH because of that! This floored her. Anyway, I think I got through to her but it took a solid ten minutes of explanation.<\/i><\/p>\n 06\/10\/2011<\/p>\n \u201cGrandma couldn\u2019t believe me. 4 of the 5 horses won that I betted on. She doesn\u2019t know how I do it. (chuckle) Neither do I.\u201d\u00a0 08\/18\/2011<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cMy feet really hurt from volleyball practice today.\u201d Why is that? \u201cWell I only had one shoe so I had to borrow the coach\u2019s daughter\u2019s shoes that are a size 9 and mine are 11s.\u201d Why did you only have one shoe? Shoes are sets they are meant to always be together. Why do you always separate things that are only worthwhile when they are a set? \u201cI must have left it in Grandma\u2019s car.\u201d\u00a0 Well sure, I knew you could work in blaming the one person not currently present who was part of the recent transportation operation of you and said shoe(s).\u00a0 08\/18\/2011<\/span><\/p>\n Get home from work, electric skillet going on counter left by sig. other before leaving for Chicago. Daughter standing in kitchen next to covered simmering skillet of something. I say, \u201cwhat do we need to do?\u201d Daughter replies, \u201cEat it.\u201d \u201cThanks. I wasn\u2019t sure if we were supposed to stir it, add something, or build a fort out of it for history class. Eat it you say? No kidding!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Peyton is 5. Do same-a-me. I\u2019m doing same-a-Dad. \u00a0Commonly heard phrase- \u201cDad, I hope you know\u2026..\u201d\u00a0 or \u201cDad, you might want to know that\u2026\u201d \u00a0Don\u2019t take my warm Dad!\u00a0 Get your own warm!\u00a0 <cold feet on Peyton\u2019s warm skin> \u00a0Whitney can\u2019t have a boyfriend until she\u2019s nineteen or twentyteen. \u00a0What does Mom do when you … Continue reading PeytonSpeak<\/span>